I'm a friggin' eejit. I'm running a half marathon in SIX DAYS TIME. Yes, just you count 'em. 1 through 6. Not many days left. Unfortunately, I have not trained for this beastly 13.2 miles. In the past 4 months, my longest distance completed has been 6 miles. Yes, once again, just you count 'em. 1 though 6. Not many miles. Fuck.
So, I have this impending humiliation, failure, and excruciating pain to look forward to. Delightful. My best friend through all this; my rock, my love, my all, will be... my mp3 player, (and The Loser). The only thing that I can imagine will help us is putting together an inconceivably great 2.5hr playlist. One which will temporarily endow me with superhuman energy reserves, magically give me quads powerful enough to make Linford Christie blush, and generally distract me from the fact that I'm an idiot who should have been training instead of sitting on my arse in the pub eating chips.
People, help me out here - inspiring empowering (not lame) tracks to get me through?
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